goPuff was made to help out the laziest people who can’t even get to the store for a carton of ice cream. Who am I kidding though, we’ve all been there. Where we all probably haven’t been is deeper down into goPuff. Vapes, rolling trays, and even dildos can be delivered directly to you without so much as leaving your couch. Simply put, there’s basically nothing that goPuff can’t do for you.
3. A Dozen Eggs: Perfect for those times when you need some protein, or maybe if you don’t really like your neighbor’s house.
4. Pregnancy Test: Rough night? You should probably get one delivered just to be safe.
6. Volcano Vape: Smoking normally not your thing? You should check out the volcano vape for the low price of $594.99, so you can smoke away the pain of spending almost $600 on a vape.
College kids like weird stuff, it’s inevitable. Luckily goPuff is out there to satisfy your cravings, no matter how much you don’t want to talk about it.